Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Re: Ron Paul Wins Nationwide Zogby Blind Poll

Funny (but sad) related forum post:

It will be over something as stupid as the Dean Scream brouhaha. For example: RP will collect his mail one morning, and look through the Victoria's Secret catalog as he walks back to the house.

The following day, there will be close-up photos of him looking at the magazine. The headline will proclaim "RON PAUL OGLES PORNOS DURING CAMPAIGN!!!"

For the next week, the talking heads will be all atwiter, asking important questions like:

  • Can Ron Paul be trusted with your daughter?
  • Is Ron Paul too obsessed with vaginas to run the country?
  • What does Ron Paul's wife think about his porn addiction?

By the time it's over, RP's campaign will be deader than interstate roadkill.

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