Friday, November 30, 2007

Man Takes Hostages At Clinton Campaign Office

Okay, I know this is a serious situation - but I've also realized from this event that the material the Internet comes up with puts Letterman, Leno, et al, to shame.
If the police negotiate with him the way the Dems like to negotiate the kidnapper will get a crate of weapons, unlimited transport, and he'll be able to keep the hostages.  
Whereas, if the police respond like Repubs, they will read a children's book for a few minutes, then storm the wrong building.  And then waterboard the hostages for valuable information.  Or they'll barge in there with half the cops actually necessary, kill everyone in the office, and then forget how to get out of the building.

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